We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
I don’t get mad I get odd
Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...
