Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game
There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
