The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

All dressed down with nowhere to go

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable