Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…