The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions
The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
