Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type
It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate
Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe