The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves
It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death
You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them
Love may never win but love always ties
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries