Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

There Is Always Room For

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure

The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain

God’s abundance Enables the agency of knowing when… While the devil’s overabundance Leaves you unprepared to exercise… To wit

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity