Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…