What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder