or, The World Is a Hypertext
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting
The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack
Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and
In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together