The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–

When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want