A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes