Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

If opposites attract Then the most magnetic leaders Are our polar opposites We are drawn to them Because they are opposed

Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened