The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

My mistake was believing that Smart was short for book smart When actually Book smart is short for book smart… I only figured this out

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn