She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…

Post-Enlightenment Secular Mater… Terminated in the pandemic lockdow… You could say The End of History Came after all

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass