When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

Every time I’ve totally lost it It was because I feared I had lost control But they can imprison you, torture… And yet they can’t take your self-…

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

The devil is a man for all occasio… Because we always have a choice To rise to the bait But God created man By giving him a choice

Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

If opposites attract Then the most magnetic leaders Are our polar opposites We are drawn to them Because they are opposed

In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

I don’t get mad I get odd