In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…
Nothing in life is guaranteed Because God is guaranteed
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence
I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking
