The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after
The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people
