AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack
Dreams don’t come true; They are true
Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead