Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got

Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

Materialism’s biggest assumption Is that death has the last word Which is why In their fear of death Materialists never let anyone else…

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

My mistake was believing that Smart was short for book smart When actually Book smart is short for book smart… I only figured this out

I have an idea: I have no idea

All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…