Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive