You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns

AI can’t desire so it is taking over the world because we desire it imagining that AI will tell us exactly what to do

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet