The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question
Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life
Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…