When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

In this world A perfectionist can never admit a… Because and therefore He has nothing to learn In the world to come

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations

An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before

As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans