Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology
Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…