I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…
The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything
