Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger
The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure
While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the
