I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero
I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;
Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality
A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
