All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes

In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…