The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane