Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

There is no Status quo But there is Status

Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…