It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

Now Is not the time for Waiting to decide; Now Is the time for

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal

Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in

When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…