I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

When all politics were still local to exert power you were required to go where the people were gather… In cyberspace all politics are nod… and to exert power you require the…

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity