I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

I want what you want so I want a cow

By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans

You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm