Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short

Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad