I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust

I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?