I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

Relationships are built on trust And the problem isn’t that we cybo… Don’t trust the other side Which was always vanishingly rare But that we don’t trust our own si…

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

Love is never generic– It is always specific to our genet… And in the giving we are both gene… And generative as we make the worl… Also making us generals, taking ch…

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid