Railroaded in the Desert of the Real
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…
100% of success is showing up on time
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…