People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

It used to be that everybody had t… But now everybody has the same kin… Which means nobody has any kinks Leaving us all with the emptiness Of giving and receiving pain

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction