I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect