Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
It’s when all the signs say Everything must go
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
Nothing is Risk-free Except hell
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done
They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand
