The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions