When I am mad, I hate everyone!
'Can’t help it, what a big annoyance!
Holding anger, no fun for one.
I’d rather hold it or might hurt someone!
Since, I can’t wish ill-will to someone—
Instead, maybe—I’ll hire someone.
I’ll just hire someone to 'swipe' me out,
So I’ll not know when I go out.
Then, people will wonder—
It is something to ponder!
But wait— he has to be a good shooter—
Otherwise, I might be back off my rocker!