Eck Ramsay, a retired under-wire manufacturer, bought a boil in the bag cod slice at his local Spar shop. Upon removal of its cardboard outer garments he was surprised to find it contai...

I met a man who could recite all t… of the “Romance of the Rose” but… I met a man who could recite PI to one thousand decimal points but could not find a rhyme

I made my way to the crossroads at the very edge of town around that magic demi hour when the sun goes down old newspaper headlines

Riding through the night on my thr… Green light dancing in the land of… One eye closed and one wise open Runewise led and mantras spoken Over hills and through the valleys

There’s nowt round here but wasted… two or more pushchairs constitutes… “no-one smiles”, the badge of indi… the most used queue is the one for… TOKENS

She walked down the street carrying her misgivings in a croch… in silk culottes she strode with the determination of the delu… her heels tapping out morse messag…

I am the Raven a boundary crosser at the gates of… at the gates of life I am the outsider artist the educated fool

Great alarm has been caused at the railway junction by an invasion of thousands of rats, which entered the town from the surrounding plains and are dying everywhere. One householder alo...

around midnight pools ancients sta… past the flickering fleeting present peering incredulously into their future

A bomb at a Manchester pop concer… dominates the news for a fortnight world leaders express their revuls… celebrities organise a show of sol… Leaning on my gate

The minister for murder stated tod… that the ministers feet were going… he’d done his best to keep his mou… but split foot karma had now taken… The sheep and the cows and the thi…

As I dip my weapon into the black… of the inkwell and draw up a chamb… of inky darkness and my memory spi… back through time... I am sitting in an underground cottage

I bought a small bust of John Len… at a car boot sale now he sits on a shelf and gazes at me he wanted love and global peace