SPLIT FOOT KARMA
The minister for murder stated today
that the ministers feet were going away
he’d done his best to keep his mouth from his foot
but split foot karma had now taken root
The sheep and the cows and the things with split feet
were no longer edible with frankenstien meat
the pigs and the poultry were no longer game
and the fish in the ocean were partly to blame
To be sat at the head of a toxic food chain
whilst feeding our babies on cows spongy brains
could be deemed to be foolish or downright unwise
said the newly departing “minister for lies”
Well you are what you eat and that’s no mistake
the animals flesh will make your heart break
the things that you drink and the things that you chew
will one day return to crucify you
