Shutting Her Up
-S. Pusey
She won’t stop talking,
I feel like getting out of the car and walking,
She’s trying to tell a joke but its not funny
Its hard to laugh at so I’ll settle for a smile that’s sunny
In my mind my knuckles are folded,
Remembering all the times she scolded
For my laziness and unwillingness to help out
Then I said, “That’s it, I’m putting your lights out.”
I pulled out the gun
And she starts shaking,
The thought of finally shutting up this bun
Is all breath taking.
She starts to beg and pea and bawl
I shouted, “Shut up woman, to talk you have the gall!”
“Can’t you see that i want you to shut up?!
For thirteen years I’ve sat and sucked it up!”
I took off the safety
There’s a bullet in the chamber,
The desert eagle is ready
to help this lady meet her maker.
I aimed the gun right between her eyes,
“Please sweetie please!!!, she cries.
My heart is racing,
She finally sees the death penalty she’s facing.
I pulled the trigger, it made a bang
Like a hungry tiger, the desert eagle showed it’s fangs.
Blood splattered, the bullet went right through,
Wiped the blood from my face and said,
”Well, it’s time to go to school."
