Broken Bones
Colorado slopes yo, l0aded with snow
Bowl burning mogul turning swerving out of control
Keystone night skiiing drinking pints of Keystone
First time I learned to curve a Burton, nine years old
Kinda like Bono, pine tree stopped my cold
Cachura resort transport to hospital
Cracked dome, broken nose homes, so I was told
Dont matter though I
m back now and fairly careful
Blowiong lines of Shaun White while grinding a rail
Lighting pipes in half pipes riding trials in Vail
Prevailing gales hamper and dampen, the temperatures dropping
The jacket I’m wearing is button up fashion
Crashing down mountains, about to sail through air
Breckenridge spliff wrecking, sitting in a chair lift
Pass the bowl to some old folks doning snow bibs
Upon the summit double diamond time to glide off a cliff
Flip and twist until my hips and limbs are rigid and stiff
Long story short, I hopped upon a long board
Tore up the streets until my feet were sore
Used to cruise avenues with the Rad—Vlad crew
10th ave wha the route that we’d usually choose
Used the U.C. hill in Greeley, you see?
Smooth honest concrete, not a crack or a kink
Back axis smacks gravel, lacking traction act now
Revieve and sweep the board around before I smace flat ground
Risked a trip to Estes, yeah, snapped my wrist
Wrist guard equipped but it didn’t do shit
Got shots of Dilaudid and stitches that itch
Cost a lot chalked it up though cause I fostered caution
(2012)
In 1997 (same year as Bono) I actually did ski into a tree. I now wear a helmet.
In 2011 I broke my arm long boarding by the mountains. Wrist guard didn't work apparently.
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