I looked out of my window and there wasn’t any snow then this bobby shouted your driving far to slow so I did a very quick Santa Claus impression ho ho ho ho ho then a dear old lady pushing a shopping trolley shouted at the top of her voice no what’s the matter love I said there’s no bloody mackerel left and continued shaking her head to be honest love I’ll ask my uncle Fred you’ll be lucky the buggers bloody dead
(2014)