The people upstairs all practise b… Their living room is a bowling all… Their bedroom is full of conducted… Their radio is louder than yours, They celebrate week-ends all the w…

People live forever in Jacksonvil… But you don’t have to live forever… The entrance requirements for gram… You only have to live until your c… From that point on you start looki…

One cantaloupe is ripe and lush, Another’s green, another’s mush. I’d buy a lot more cantaloupe If I possessed a fluoroscope.

The cow is of bovine ilk; One end is moo, the other is milk.

The Lord in His wisdom made the f… And then forgot to tell us why.

One would be in less danger From the wiles of a stranger If one’s own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.

The camel has a single hump; The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around. I’m never sure. Are you?

I don’t mind eels Except as meals. And the way they feels.

The ant has made himself illustrio… Through constant industry industri… So what? Would you be calm and placid, If you were full of formic acid?

Be it a girl, or one of the boys, It is scarlet all over its avoirdu… It is red, it is boiled; could the… Have possibly been a lobstertricia… His degrees and credentials were h…

May I join you in the doghouse, R… I wish to retire till the party’s… Since three o’clock I’ve done my… To entertain each tiny guest. My… And if they want me, let them find…

The turtle lives twixt plated deck… Which practically conceal its sex. I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile.

Tell me, O Octopus, I begs Is those things arms, or is they l… I marvel at thee, Octopus; If I were thou, I’d call me Us.

O all ye exorcizers come and exorc…

Celery, raw Develops the jaw, But celery, stewed, Is more quietly chewed.