#Americans #XXCentury
I find it very difficult to enthus… Over the current news. Just when you think that at least… And that is why I do not like the…
Whales have calves, Cats have kittens, Bears have cubs, Bats have bittens, Swans have cygnets,
This one is entering her teens, Ripe for sentimental scenes, Has picked a gangling unripe male, Sees herself in a bridal veil, Presses lips and tosses head,
Being a father Is quite a bother. You are as free as air With time to spare, You’re a fiscal rocket
A bit of talcum Is always walcum.
More than a catbird hates a cat, Or a criminal hates a clue, Or the Axis hates the United Sta… That’s how much I love you. I love you more than a duck can sw…
There was a young belle of Natche… Whose garments were always in patc… When comment arose On the state of her clothes, She drawled, When Ah itchez, Ah…
Your hopeless patients will live, Your healthy patients will die. I have only this word to give: Wonder, and find out why
I didn’t go to church today, I trust the Lord to understand. The surf was swirling blue and whi… The children swirling on the sand. He knows, He knows how brief my s…
There is something about a Martin… A tingle remarkably pleasant; A yellow, a mellow Martini; I wish I had one at present. There is something about a Martin…
Adam Had’em
Candy Is Dandy But liquor Is quicker.
He tells you when you’ve got on t… And helps you with your girdle wh…
Isabel met an enormous bear, Isabel, Isabel, didn’t care; The bear was hungry, the bear was… The bear’s big mouth was cruel and… The bear said, Isabel, glad to me…
Sure, deck your limbs in pants; Yours are the limbs, my sweeting. You look divine as you advance— Have you seen yourself retreating?
