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Now another day is breaking, Sleep was sweet and so is waking. Dear Lord, I promised you last ni… Never again to sulk or fight. Such vows are easier to keep
Behold the duck. It does not cluck. A cluck it lacks. It quacks. It is specially fond
The camel has a single hump; The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around. I’m never sure. Are you?
My fellow man I do not care for. I often ask me, What’s he there f… The only answer I can find Is, Reproduction of his kind. If I’m supposed to swallow that,
Parsley Is gharsley.
Go hang yourself, you old M.D.! You shall not sneer at me. Pick up your hat and stethoscope, Go wash your mouth with laundry so… I contemplate a joy exquisite
Nothing makes me sicker than liquor and candy is too expandy
A girl whose cheeks are covered wi… Has an advantage with me over one…
Being a father Is quite a bother. You are as free as air With time to spare, You’re a fiscal rocket
I would live all my life in noncha… Were it not for making a living, w…
Now when I have a cold I am careful with my cold, I consult a physician And I do as I am told. I muffle up my torso
Cuckoos lead Bohemian lives, They fail as husbands and as wives… Therefore they cynically disparage Everybody else’s marriage.
Peekabo, I Almost See You Middle-aged life is merry, and I… But there comes a day when your ey… And your friends get jocular, so y… And of all your friends he is the…
People who have what they want are… And I wish I could afford to gath… I dont’ mind their having a lot of… But I do think that they damn wel… But no, they insist on being steal…
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.