#AmericanWriters
Senescence begins And middle age ends The day your descendents Outnumber your friends.
I didn’t go to church today, I trust the Lord to understand. The surf was swirling blue and whi… The children swirling on the sand. He knows, He knows how brief my s…
Foreigners are people somewhere el… Natives are people at home; If the place you’re at Is your habitat, You’re a foreigner, say in Rome.
Children aren’t happy with nothing… And that’s what parents were creat…
Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker
Now when I have a cold I am careful with my cold, I consult a physician And I do as I am told. I muffle up my torso
This one is entering her teens, Ripe for sentimental scenes, Has picked a gangling unripe male, Sees herself in a bridal veil, Presses lips and tosses head,
The hunter crouches in his blind ‘Neath camouflage of every kind And conjures up a quacking noise To lend allure to his decoys This grown-up man, with pluck and…
There here are words of radical ad… Young man, be a snob. Yes, if you are in search of argum… Why I’ve gottem. Let the personnel managers differ;
Toward a better world I contribut… I eat the squab, lest it become a…
The summer like a rajah dies, And every widowed tree Kindles for Congregationalist eye… An alien suttee.
Your hopeless patients will live, Your healthy patients will die. I have only this word to give: Wonder, and find out why
Cuckoos lead Bohemian lives, They fail as husbands and as wives… Therefore they cynically disparage Everybody else’s marriage.
He who is ridden by a conscience Worries about a lot of nonscience; He without benefit of scruples His fun and income soon quadruples…
The cow is of bovine ilk; One end is moo, the other is milk.