#Americans #XXCentury
Your hopeless patients will live, Your healthy patients will die. I have only this word to give: Wonder, and find out why
He who is ridden by a conscience Worries about a lot of nonscience; He without benefit of scruples His fun and income soon quadruples…
A child need not be very clever To learn that “Later, dear” means…
Sure, deck your limbs in pants, Yours are the limbs, my sweeting. You look divine as you advance . .… Have you seen yourself retreating?
One would be in less danger From the wiles of a stranger If one’s own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.
As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven lives; Seven lives, In seven sacks, Like seven beeves
Celery, raw Develops the jaw, But celery, stewed, Is more quietly chewed.
Being a father Is quite a bother. You are as free as air With time to spare, You’re a fiscal rocket
The Lord in His wisdom made the f… And then forgot to tell us why.
In fourteen hundred and ninety-two… Someone sailed the ocean blue. Somebody borrowed the fare in Spa… For a business trip on the boundin… And to prove to the people, by act…
Isabel met an enormous bear, Isabel, Isabel, didn’t care; The bear was hungry, the bear was… The bear’s big mouth was cruel and… The bear said, Isabel, glad to me…
Belinda lived in a little white ho… With a little black kitten and a l… And a little yellow dog and a litt… And a realio, trulio, little pet d… Now the name of the little black k…
The cow is of bovine ilk; One end is moo, the other is milk.
Who is the happy husband? Why, in… 'Tis he who’s useless in the time… Who, asked to unclasp a bracelet o… Contrives to be utterly futile, fu… Or when a zipper nips his loved on…
For years we’ve had a little dog, Last year we acquired a big dog; He wasn’t big when we got him, He was littler than the dog we had… We thought our little dog would lo…
