Go hang yourself, you old M.D.!
You shall not sneer at me.
Pick up your hat and stethoscope,
Go wash your mouth with laundry so…
I contemplate a joy exquisite
Barber, barber, come and get me;
Hairy torrents irk and fret me.
Hair and hair again appears;
And climbs like ivy round my ears.
Hair across my collar gambols;
O all ye exorcizers come and exorc…
The people upstairs all practise b…
Their living room is a bowling all…
Their bedroom is full of conducted…
Their radio is louder than yours,
They celebrate week-ends all the w…
First a little
Then a lottle
They tell me that euphoria is the…
Today I have the agility of a Gre…
Yes, today I may even go forth wi…
Today I am a swashbuckler, would…
This is my euphorian day,
In spite of her sniffle,
Some girls with a sniffle
Would be weepy and tiffle;
They would look awful,
People live forever in Jacksonvil…
But you don’t have to live forever…
The entrance requirements for gram…
You only have to live until your c…
From that point on you start looki…
Sure, deck your limbs in pants;
Yours are the limbs, my sweeting.
You look divine as you advance—
Have you seen yourself retreating?
So Thomas Edison
Never drank his medicine;
So Blackstone and Hoyle
Refused cod-liver oil;
So Sir Thomas Malory
Your hopeless patients will live,
Your healthy patients will die.
I have only this word to give:
Wonder, and find out why
Though you know it anyhow
Listen to me, darling, now,
Proving what I need not prove
How I know I love you, love.
Near and far, near and far,
Who wants my jellyfish?
I’m not sellyfish!
The song of canaries
And when they’re moulting
They’re pretty revolting.
The ant has made himself illustrio…
Through constant industry industri…
Would you be calm and placid,
If you were full of formic acid?