#AmericanWriters
I find it very hard to be fair-min… About people who go around being a… I just can’t see any fun In soaring up up up into the sun When the chances are still a fresh…
I test my bath before I sit, And I’m always moved to wondermen… That what chills the finger not a… Is so frigid upon the fundament.
Hypochondriacs Spend the winter at the bottom of… the Adirondriacs. You go to Paris and live on champ… If you’re dipsomognac.
My heart leaps up when I behold A rainbow in the sky; Contrariwise, my blood runs cold When little boys go by. For little boys as little boys,
The summer like a rajah dies, And every widowed tree Kindles for Congregationalist eye… An alien suttee.
But he went and tried to borrow some money from Ferdinand But Ferdinand said America was a bird in the bush and he’d rather have a berdinand, And he thought, there is no wife like a m...
This is a song to celebrate banks, Because they are full of money and… you hear is clinks and clanks, Or maybe a sound like the wind in… Which is the rustling of the thous…
He tells you when you’ve got on t… And helps you with your girdle wh…
Whales have calves, Cats have kittens, Bears have cubs, Bats have bittens, Swans have cygnets,
Your hopeless patients will live, Your healthy patients will die. I have only this word to give: Wonder, and find out why
There is one thing that ought to b… Which is that people ought to be t… I don’t mean the kind of apologies… Because I think that is sort of s… No, I object to one kind of apolo…
Now when I have a cold I am careful with my cold, I consult a physician And I do as I am told. I muffle up my torso
A child need not be very clever To learn that “Later, dear” means…
Behold the duck. It does not cluck. A cluck it lacks. It quacks. It is specially fond
So Thomas Edison Never drank his medicine; So Blackstone and Hoyle Refused cod-liver oil; So Sir Thomas Malory