The song of canaries Never varies, And when they’re moulting They’re pretty revolting.

So Thomas Edison Never drank his medicine; So Blackstone and Hoyle Refused cod-liver oil; So Sir Thomas Malory

Praise the spells and bless the ch… I found April in my arms. April golden, April cloudy, Gracious, cruel, tender, rowdy; April soft in flowered languor,

I find it very difficult to enthus… Over the current news. Just when you think that at least… And that is why I do not like the…

One way to be very happy is to be… For then you can buy orchids by th… And yet at the same time People d… Because it’s very funny But somehow if you’re rich enough…

In spite of her sniffle, Isabel’s chiffle. Some girls with a sniffle Would be weepy and tiffle; They would look awful,

Nothing makes me sicker than liquor and candy is too expandy

Adam Had’em

Toward a better world I contribut… I eat the squab, lest it become a…

Behold the duck. It does not cluck. A cluck it lacks. It quacks. It is specially fond

Cuckoos lead Bohemian lives, They fail as husbands and as wives… Therefore they cynically disparage Everybody else’s marriage.

Some people, and it doesn’t matter whether they are paupers or millionaires, Think that anything they have is the best in the world just because it is theirs. If they happen to own a ...

The ant has made himself illustrio… Through constant industry industri… So what? Would you be calm and placid, If you were full of formic acid?

Consider the auk; Becoming extinct because he forgot… Consider man, who may well become… Because he forgot how to walk and…

A bit of talcum Is always walcum.