(2013)
#Tudor
My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king
Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried
Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…
Yo Rick I think your big brother is rather… He makes me want to touch my clit Whilst I think of him squeezing m… And me playing with his bits
Karen Clark Likes to bark At the moon Because she is a loon And very soon
Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…
StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings
I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…
Richard was a good looking dude I hope he wouldn’t find my posts r… I think he’s really great And I would like him to take me o… But the Lady Anne would not like…
Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…
Hey big Ed Someone said You are good in bed Well a lot of people did That is why you are the father of…
The Real Richard? crew Do not know what to do With all their spare time So they go online And in a pack
You may be just a head But you’re the greatest in bed Fin.
Hey Richie let’s go into the wood… For some hows your father I don’t care if someone sees us Cameras were not yet invented to c… Lets get naked against a tree
These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…